Leah, you're breakin' my heart, how it's working out in the series
Princess Leah, it's not meant to be, just you and just me, no, no, no
   no, no, no

Came of age on Tatooine seeing Leah on the 3–D screen ("3–D screen")
I storm her cell just to set her free,
But her first words don't exactly endear her to me
{nasally annoying} "Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"…
{quietly emphatic} "Yeah, eat me…"

Leah, you're breakin' my heart, how it's working out in the series
Princess Leah, it's not meant to be, just you and just me, no, no, no
   no, no, no

It's enough to drive me nuts, Princess Leah, locked in cell block 5 ("cell block 5")
She used her brains and found a place to hide—
A trash masher that's mashing while we're all still inside
{nasally annoying} "This is some rescue…"
{heroicly annoyed} "HE'S the brains, SWEETHEART!"
{prebuscently scared} "3P0! Turn on your cell phone, you idiot!!"

Leah, you look so alluring, wait till we're both maturing and you'll see
Princess Leah, it's so hard to be
Your bro' in Episode 3 — no, that's 6 — one of those…

…instrumental…

Had a fight with Dad Vader – on the Death Star moon ("Death Star moon")
Made me mad – I cut off his head
`Cause of him I can't take Princess Leah to bed
{vader deep} "…Sister!…"
{prebuscent} "Oh, dude, she's my sister! No, no…"

Leah, I had thought you were mine, but Han is trying to make time—so's his Wookie
   ("so's his Wookie", "so's his Wookie")
Princess Leah, as a Jedi it seems
I'm allowed no more wet dreams and no nookie, oh, no — wait a minute…
No – no, no, no… Why was—why was this little tidbit never mentioned during training?"

{Yoda} "Oh…the Force, worth all this, is not"